Take one crafty pastry chef, a Whovian, add a cat, too much time, a hearty dose of geekery, a splash of fan-girl, shake well, pour into a salt rimmed glass, and garnish with a dark blue scarf.
This is my personal blog and because of that it has no real theme. It has Doctor Who, it has Sherlock, it has anything I find funny or amusing - yes- including cats. It has a bit of tattooed people, a LOT of Benedict Cumberbatch, and a LOT of other miscellaneous people I find attractive. I enjoy music and there's a bit of that too. My icon is my tattoo, and my header my catchphrase. Because this blog is whatever I want it to be, it is NOT spoiler free, and it is NSFW. I am a chef by schooling and bake more often than I should. I work in retail and therefore have a jaded view of the human population. People are -in general- not so bright. However there is occasionally someone who makes my day and the -less savories- worth it. I have a love of sci-fi, zombies, vampires, TEA, England, Converse, the color purple, cold weather, the rain, strawberry shakes and black cats. I know French, ASL, and am fluent in English, sarcasm, and social awkwardness. If there is something else you want to know, all you have to do is ask.
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
oh so very true and applicable
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS